This forum has gone from stinking pile of fail to an irretrievable sewer of fail. the pussies have taken over the asylum. Where once there was hate, there is now only fluffy poems and thighslapping tales of gheyness and faggotry. As a direct result of this I resign from thePussy.com
I blame four dicksplashes for this, in no particular order...
Q: Metric sucks, get over it. Every post can be broken down into: "whine whine, metric good, blah blah, imperial bad, yak yak, I want a girlfriend. Apparently you used to be an admin, clearly you were de-admined for being fucking boring.
Nodo: The whining, crying, bubbling and girlyness spewing from his cheese encrusted keyboard is genuinely saddening, a once gre....competent ranter has morphed into the biggest pussy on the board, occasionally surfacing to stick his oar in where it's not asked for, wanted or relevant. Aside from shitty "fake hate" type hilarity, his only other contribution is to poke bucket's exit hole whenever he decides it's time to reinforce his one-issue political dogma...see the mountains of fail in the top forum, you may even break into a smile of pity.
Larry Flynt: Power 5=fail, interesting posts=fail, humour=fail, you=fail!
POP PROCTO/HughGRection: Both names were shit, you're sychophantic toepic based leerings toward noobs is a disgrace, for a long term member to be utterly guided by his dick rather than being a coherent ranter is grounds for euthanasia.
Complicit in encouraging of this gang of epic fail are the admins for allowing the pussification of theRanter to achieve lows never thought possible.
For some time now, our boy Q has been telling us how he's rolling in the dough. He also states that, despite being a virgin, in the last 27 years, he has never jerked off, or looked at porn.
I have an inside source feeding me information disproving both of these fables. First off, there is the "no masturbation" claim. I have been shown a series of credit card receipts showing a long history of lewd and nasty purchases. These records go back approximately 3 years, and start with some seemingly innocent magazine purchases. However, as time progressed, his purchases have went further and further down the wayward path, from purchasing unspeakable (even by my standards) internet pornography, unmentionable sexual self-stimulators, and eventually, high end sex dolls.
Now we come to part two of our little saga of deception. It seems that someone's moneybags have begun to run dry. In the previous 6 months, his purchases have been decreasing in price. Still just as sleazy, but moving away from quality benchmarks at a high rate of speed. It has gotten so bad, in the last 2 months, there have been three seperate receipts from "Gordon's House of "Experienced" Plastic Companionship". It seems as though someone's parents may have tightened the purse strings, and Q is being forced to feed his addiction at cut rate prices. Desperation is setting in.
While my first reaction was to burn the pervert at the stake, I have searched deep within my soul, and decided should be the answer. We as theRanter community need to come together to help this poor misguided soul, before its too late. Help me reach him, before he stoops so low as to purchase Gordon's cum-stained amputee doll. Time is dwindling fast!
Well to kick things off before I started school in two days my parents were out of town & I partied my little heart out with my bff (he's driving).
He is quite the interesting character. But that is why he's my best friend Plus people always seem afraid of us in public places. Its quite entertaining.
The next day (Sunday), in order to get rid of our hangovers, my bf & I went to the beach to drink some beer. This is "Party Cove". I'm sitting up on the cliffs... which is one of my favorite most relaxing places.
The sun reflecting on the water. I didn't think I would acheive this picture.
Ah yes, it is much like watching animals behave when watching the college student & their odd behaviors...
Moar toes as Doc has been begging for. I re-painted them!
The inside of the college student's vehicle...
More to come....
Submitted by: sheitemizes on 27 August 2008 at 17:18
Plus people always seem afraid of us in public places. Its quite entertaining.
